“我从来没有觉得我儿子有这么令我骄傲!”

英式没品笑话百科 2021-09-15 17:57

       



☆ Two cannibals talking,

 

"What's for dinner?" said the first,

 

"Left over stew, " said the second,

 

"Fucks sake, " replied the first, "not him again. "

 

两个食人族在聊天

 

“今晚吃什么啊”一个问

 

“昨天剩菜”另一个回答

 

“他妈的怎么又是他


——KIMJONGTRUMP






☆ "I've never been prouder of my son than I was yesterday," I told my colleague in work. "He was caught sucking cock in the classroom at school."

"I can't see how that's anything to be proud of!" He said, looking astonished.

"Well it wasn't just any cock," I replied.

"Who's was it then?"

"His own."

 

“我从来没有觉得我儿子有这么令我骄傲”我对同事说“他昨天在学校的教室里吸屌被老师抓到了

“这有什么值得骄傲的呢”他惊讶地问

“那可不是一般的屌啊”我说

“所以是什么屌

 

“是他自己的


——WTD





☆ My mate died in an accident with a cement lorry.

 

There's already a statue of him.

 

我有个兄弟死在了一场水泥搅拌车事故中。

 

现在我们拥有了一尊他的雕像。


——WanderLush



       


美国都想攻打我的头皮了






我选肚皮




这个故事的每一个走向我都没想到


@戴眼罩的元让:太荒诞了吧这个漫画,城市里允许这样生火的吗?!

@神奇伟大的布布:怪不得我觉得哪里不对,原来是这个


【没品视频】北极熊的爱情




【没品视频】这是什么姿势...




【没品视频】性感舞蹈






我处理问题的方式,

好像比问题本身更糟糕。

——anerdonfire2



         



☆ Nobody looks average in a cowboy hat. Either you look very cool or like an idiot.

 

没有人戴着西部牛仔帽会显得很普通你要么会看起来很酷要么像个傻子


——incredibleinkpen






Working remotely has significantly increased the amount of people that jerk off at work.

 

在家办公使得在工作时打飞机的人骤增


——roscoe452000






People who sleepwalk are technically following their dreams

 

梦游的人倒的确是在追梦


——cool_ghost06




—End—

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